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PIRATE PIE (ILLUMINATI LOST SEEDS) DATA SHEET
Brand	Illuminati Lost Seeds
Parents	Permanent Gas x Apple Fritter x Pakistan Valley x Pink Bacio
Genetics	Indica-dominant hybrid
THC	33%
Terpenes / Flavor	Sweet, earthy, slightly gassy, dessert-like
Effect	Relaxing, body-focused, yet functional
Flowering Time	Approx. 8–9 weeks (55–60 days)
Growing	Indoor / Outdoor / Greenhouse
Level	Intermediate / Advanced
Available as	Seeds (feminised)

Product number	ILS-F-PIPI-3+1
Manufacturer	Illuminati Lost Seeds
Weight	0.05 kg

Amount:

3+1 seeds 5+2 seeds 25 seeds 100 seeds

49.00 €

27.50 €

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Pirate Pie – Illuminati Lost Seeds

Pirate Pie by Illuminati Lost Seeds is not your typical commercial strain — it’s a genetic born from underground culture. This is a variety that didn’t rise through marketing campaigns or brand hype, but through pure quality and word-of-mouth reputation. In the United States, Pirate Pie appeared in street circles rather than licensed dispensaries, and quickly became memorable to those who experienced it.

That alone already says a lot: Pirate Pie is not a “shelf product” — it’s a strain validated by real users. A genetic that leaves a lasting impression because of how it feels, not how it’s advertised.

The modern version of Pirate Pie is built on a powerful and carefully selected genetic base: Permanent Gas x Apple Fritter x Pakistan Valley x Pink Bacio. This combination merges American dessert-style genetics with deep earthy indica roots and modern gas-heavy intensity, creating a profile that is both complex and unmistakably strong.

Genetics Breakdown – What Builds Pirate Pie

Permanent Gas represents the modern cannabis direction: intense pressure, strong gas notes, and high potency. This is where Pirate Pie gets its punch.

Apple Fritter introduces a completely different dimension: sweet, pastry-like, slightly caramelized terpene expressions that soften and enrich the overall profile.

Pakistan Valley delivers the classic indica backbone: earthy, stable, and deeply relaxing — providing structure and reliability.

Pink Bacio adds modern Cali-style influence: visual appeal, terpene complexity, and a contemporary hybrid edge.

Together, these genetics form a strain that is not generic or replaceable — but layered, expressive, and full of identity.

THC and Effects – Strong but Functional

With 24%+ THC, Pirate Pie clearly belongs to the high-potency category. This is not a light or beginner strain — it delivers real impact.

The effect shows a dynamic duality: it starts slightly uplifting, clear, and active, then gradually transitions into a deeper, more relaxing indica phase.

That means: it doesn’t knock you out instantly, but slowly builds into a heavier body effect over time.

This makes it ideal for: – creative sessions – conversations – light activities – evening wind-down

Dosage plays a key role: in smaller amounts it stays functional, while higher doses bring stronger relaxation.

Terpenes – Where Dessert Meets Gas

One of Pirate Pie’s strongest features is its terpene profile.

The core profile is: sweet + earthy + slightly gassy.

But it goes deeper than that.

You may notice: – pastry-like dessert notes – light caramel sweetness – subtle citrus hints – deep earthy undertones

Depending on growing conditions, the profile can shift: some phenotypes lean more toward gas, others toward sweet dessert tones.

That variability is exactly what makes this strain interesting — it keeps evolving and surprising.

Growing Characteristics – Stable but Responsive

Pirate Pie is a stable and manageable strain, but it benefits from proper training.

Recommended techniques: – topping – LST (low stress training) – cleaning lower branches

This allows multiple main colas to develop, improving structure and quality.

The plant: – medium height indoors – taller outdoors – strong branching – steady development

The flowering time is 8–9 weeks (55–60 days), which is relatively fast for such a complex genetic.

Outdoor harvest: mid-October, with attention needed in humid climates due to dense flowers.

Who Is This Strain For?

Pirate Pie is not made for the masses.

It’s for those who: – appreciate unique genetics – value quality over hype – enjoy complex terpene profiles – want strong but controllable effects

This is not “basic weed”. This is personality.

Quick Overview

Product: Cannabis Seeds

Strain: Pirate Pie

Breeder: Illuminati Lost Seeds

Type: Feminised

Genetics: Permanent Gas x Apple Fritter x Pakistan Valley x Pink Bacio

THC: 24 - 33%

CBD: Low

Terpenes: Sweet, earthy, gassy, dessert-like

Flowering Time: 8–9 weeks

Effect: Relaxing but functional

Conclusion

Pirate Pie is not a typical “marketed strain” — it’s a real discovery.

Layered, deep, and memorable — that’s what defines it.

If you’re looking in the Grow Island selection for something that stands out, something not everyone has, but everyone respects, then Pirate Pie is a strong choice.